Here is a typical morning exchange between Noah and Molly.
Noah: Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
(Noah is getting dressed in the living room, but doesn't want anyone to see him naked. He also won't go to his room.)
Molly: But, you're beautiful!
Noah: DON'T LOOK AT ME WHILE I'M NAKED! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MOLLY'S NAKED, GROSS! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Then, somehow they are both dressed.)
The end.
There is some sort of comment to be made here about social norms and the human body, but I haven't slept in 7 years, so I can't quite make it out.
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